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●id say he is the only person who can ask for a sub and i dont mind DDDDDDDD DO SUBSCRIBE. and love dis its funny when i first seen this im like who is this sounds kinda like jack black then im not wait this is good! lol one of my favs
●Kill him with your awesome!
●he likes feathers :D
●its only a matter of time my friend :D
●why is the end so catchy? d-d-d-d-d-d do subscribe
●2,070 people don't like feathers. Sorry had to do it :D
●Portal 2
●best literal trailer yet
●Ubisoft usually will half-live action half-game footage there trailers.
●кто русский палец вверх
●I noticed this has more views than the original
●@MrDenimLP That and final fantasy
●D: It will be a curb-stomp battle
●i wanna know what happens next XD
●Ooh, I love birds rolf!
●ok, "just kill him with your awesome" just discribed the whole game, they should hire you to make this to every game, the trailer is much better this way
●I'm going to miss Ezio when 3 comes out :( but connors still a badass 
●Portal 2
●This is the best video ever
●JENKINSSSSSSS!!!! 
●LEEEEEERROOOOOOOOYYY!!!!!! 
●stops to smell his sword, (not sure why) takes a moment to look awesome.
●Ijust re-dubed the video....it sounds awesome
●Thanks for making these! I got curious about your Amnesia videos, so I decided to watch them... and then I come here to watch your LITERAL trailers to calm down. :-)
●My first literal trailer, seen all of them.......remains the best

The #1 most viewed video from Alphacat! This is a parody of Beyonce's hit song "Single Ladies" of President Barack Obama dancing to Beyonce's choreography! alphacat iman beyonce spoof best barack obam
●I won't vote for another George Bush in 2012. >:(
●1:10 best part
●5 Stars!
●Either way I think Romney while he might put up a fight he won't win. Obama's a bit too popular with celebrities.
●rofl I didn't vote and won't. I'm jetting soon....
●LMAOOO yo i make HILARIOUS videos like this and im really tryna get big!!! I make song & commercial parodies, rant about my job and other stuff and i do a lot more!!! So go to my channel and SUBSCRIBE!! I allllways have sunthin new comin out!! And follow me on twitter @MellySoSweet
●Uhmmm well IDK!!! Maybe because HES THE WORST PRESIDENT EVER?!?!?!?
●still watching this crap......?????
●icon or role model?
●Now, I support Obama as well, but voting for him just because he's black? Fuck off.
●thumps up if you didnt put ur hand up
●why would he regret it
●Loving this:D
●I died laughing at 1:10
●you make the coolest video always have me laughing keep up the good work lots of love
●Interesting. I always thought Beyonce was a girl, of course I'm not really up on the bubblegum pop movement.
●thumbs up if your black
●Have u lost your mind?
●4,909 people did not vote for obama
●Dude i love your vids haha
●I NEVER take a look on someone's body skin... I don't really understand who the fuck cares about someone's skin... Who cares?! It's all about the personality.
●He Knows some of the moves better than me
●I know rite? people still be hatin n still there's too much ignorance in the world. It's 2012. for cryin out loud!? 2012!! Make me wonder like when will there be no racism? geez. but whatev we got a black president now so them racist bastards can go cry to dey mommies all they want lol
●THIS IS SO FUCKIN HILARIOUS HAHAHAHA LMAO this is da sht bomb. he's all like i dont care..no wonder ...and like "if u didnt get up with it cuz im stayin homie!"hahaha so frickin funny!!! and the blackberry and Basketball part is soo true i mean this gotta must be real change right. who ever thought we'd have a president so hip n cool playin BB out on da courts LOL
●i just wanted to know how he feels.. he probally thinks they are funny

Satire of AVF: America's Funniest Videos. Here's a parody of the lame pratfalls and goofs that seem so staged. We call it "America's Funniest Bloopers."
●Hope this was worth gettin hurt
●AFB, Americas Fakest bloopers!!!!
●AFB, America's fakes buttholes
●Fake ! Fake fake fake and fake !!!!!
●Your not taping a video at those moments.  FAKE!!!!!!!! And that song is annoying
●So stupid who really video tapes people falling off ladders
●This I fake and stupid like seriously find something better to do.
●Fuuck the lady that's singing
●THAT SONG HAS GOT TO BE THE MOST ANNOYING SONG EVER
●Fuck off, scum.
●100% FAKE WHAY ARE YOU SO STUPID
●The fakest fakes I've ever seen
●Love how all this just happens to be recorded!
●That sucked
●LOOOL it's still my hand... where's my money??
●Kiss your hand 10 times Say your crushes name 15 times Post on to other walls and look at your hand
●What the hell man.... seriously, what the hell.
●pushing a little kid of his chair just for views! shame on you!
●no really
●where the only country that makes funny shyt dont hate
●0:34  was the only one funny rest was edited
●0:22 do you see the boy under the cot holding it :(
●Stupid... -______-
●the last is not funny... poor little guy :S

A pokemon trainer comes across a wild Michael Jackson and faces him in battle. See how it turns out! I made this entirely with GIF animation. ------------------------------ RIP Michael Jackson I reali
●You sir are dumbass
●Michael Jackson is dead
●OK that was perfectly fine till the end Michael Jackson used molest that was just mean ignorant and disrespectful how could you put that
●I wish I had Micheal Jackson as A Pokemon
●LMFAO!
●Very nice job. I loved it. (: Disclaimer; Read description...
●Michael Jackson was a great childmolester!
●Fucking troll, go away.
●This was the first youtube video I had ever seen. Its a wonder how i still remember this.
●Read the description you ass. -_-
●That was taken from the discription, I didn't write it
●"It's part of pop culture" You mean... Media...
●Ha
●That part at the end was horrible how cud u Put that in there mj was a brilliant guy
●MJ sound effects get me all the timeXD and ya know, people can really kick ass with dance moves! Jus flow with the beat! XD
●that was f up
●@mixxprincess MJ was NOT a ho!
●Dang
●Fail the hp still full
●To be honest, I would report this to Youtube, and possibly call the cops, or send it somewhere, that can find you. I undestand that you are arrogant, and mad, for no reason. But The part where you talked about burying him, and MURDERRING Him? Yeah...Not funny no more.
●1:07 does he really think Michael Jackson is gonna die because of a wave? HA!!!
●Ok.. I love Michael Jackson but that was hilarious!!!!! Ha! :) watch our videos! We will upload more soon and I am proud to say that I have moved so we will be in a new house! Wooohhhh!
●yeah but this was uploaded before he died idiot
●Rest in peace, king of pop!!
●XD

Parody of "Jesus" singing I Will Survive. Obviously this video will be considered offensive to some and hysterical to others. Try to refrain from using vulgar language, but leave a comment with what y
●Someone's panties are in a twist. Chill bro. It's called humor.
●well yeah your watching this in 2012 :/ oh well truths said
●NO!
●yes caps on purpose to show excitement
●REALLY DO THEY GOT THE AMAZING NINJA MONKEYS AND VIRTUAL REALITY GAMES IF SO TAKE ME WITH YOU
●"I will survive!!" ~Dies~ I don't you'll survive,mate however you should look when your crossing the road,love
●There is no god you sad cunt.
●hahaha, this was the first video i saw on youtube. Can't beleive its been been 5 years now
●same here haha
●Jesus freaks must be pissed off ...
●kasksaksaask Vai bestão hehehe BEM FEITOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
●6,317 people are butthurt religious people.
●no im watching this in 2028 on my outdated google glasses
●And that my friends is how Jesus died... True story -- Barney Stinson
●lol i watch this after markapsolon ghost girl! it helps me calm down!
●fuck the jesus !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
●There is but one god, and only one worthy of our prayers, and he is Allah.
●like if you are watching this in 2012!! :)
●original song please
●I'm christian.... LMFAO
●ah 
●one of the 6311 dislikes of this video is the guy from 0:38
●Best video ever!
●to those who liked this video....GOD loves YOU.
●mohemmed jesus moses abraham are god's mesanger and they are st.so i hate this video

CLICK TO SHARE ON FACEBOOK! on.fb.me CLICK TO TWEET clicktotweet.com Buy this song on iTunes! "Momentous Day" itunes.apple.com FREE FUN DOWNLOADS: Obama Does the CAT DADDY gifninja.com Obama Does The
●Lets see Osama was a Saudi Arabian Citizen, he was FOUND in Pakistan, and FINALLY, thats the BEAUTY of Black Operations for the US. Black Operations are supposed to be secret. The US won't inform a foreign of a Black Operation at RISK of COMPROMISING THE ENTIRE OPERATION. Sorry for Obama not wanting to risk the entire operation.....
●AS the other top comment says: It tells the true tale XD
●@ 3:07 cat daddy
●I hope your cozy in hell in a gasoline snuggie. For the record right now you aint messing with my dougie! LOL
●AWESOMME
●anyone else get an add for sum muslim datin site lol XD
●hell YEAH
●Why would he contact the Iranian government if they were in Pakistan?
●I agree with xltube0, Alphacat should collaborate with nicepeter
●He was performing an action that served him and his imperial postion very well. He did the very right thing according to his nature of being -. Sending that message was the human/american thing to do. That people do not objectively interpret his actions is more a matter of focusing on the right issue.
●You should get with nicepeter and do the epic rap battle!
●Kokobuddy shut the fuck up he did it perfectly ou dumbass
●Obama has swag xD
●i would like obama and the first lady to sing love the way you lie
●ObamaXswaG
●Have you any idea how many times I've watched this?
●You are a fucking retard, Obama killed Osama. Your punk ass should feal relief, instead you criticize on how he did it. fucking shit fuck ass repub
●No offense to Seal Team Six at all, because they were doing what they were told, but Obama had to political right to send them in to take him out. He should have first contacted the Iranian Government, asked for permission, and then got it done. We literally invaded another country and killed a citizen. If they did that to us, we'd declare war on them. Again no offense to Seal Team Six because they were executing an order and they did a fantastic job. I'm just saying Obama did it wrong.
●the lyrics are actually hilarious
●And if Romney was President there wouldn't be impersonators and thse Raps and Nobody like AlphaCat. Obama said he liked Americans like Alphacat because most places don't allow stuff like this especially in Public. Can u say Death or Imprisonmemt? Nobody who truely loves America will vote for Romney.
●I can see the End of the World with Mitt Romney. I can literally see WW3 Happening under his Rule. Obama has sense and he knows exactly what's he's doing. Romney believes to much in a Military Diplomamcy. He would waste our Money on Mainly Military and then attack Iran and China and other Eastern Countries if they blinked their Eyes at him. He's a Dousche.
●HA ya. Obama is THAT cool.
●if that was real id give him two terms
●We gone find you xD
●Regardless of your political affiliation, you've gotta love this. I'm not a fan of Obama by any stretch, but this video is just plain awesome!

Satire of the US
●oh I'm sorry that America is in debit and so corrupt that its will kill thousands for its own profit in oil and some bullshit political campaigns. Also, for voting for Geroge W. Bush TWICE!
●I'm an American, I love this song. And I just want to say that China is a joke in every single way. Not only do they owe us trillions of dollars, we are both economically, and racially superior to them. 1. We brought Africans here so they can escape poverty. 2. We allow Jews here despite their low IQ. 3 We dropped nukes on the Japland, fought in Korea, Vietland, Iraq for freedom and justice. What did the chinks do? Eat dogs lol America will always be the best country in the world. USA USA USA
●What you don't understand is the type of computer he was creating was simply for storing data, It was nothing like what we have today.
●Nope, MERICA IS BADASS AND NO OTHER COUNTRY CAN MATCH OUR BADASSERY!
●Best song ever lol fuck yeah
●bomb the fuck outa all these terrorists!! FUCK YEAH!!
●my penis- FUCK YEAH!
●but in the end, you just a game n00b
●If you try to explain this video and try to troll ppl for any reason, you are just an attention whore who thinks all ppl are so dumb that they wouldnt get the idea! IT IS ALREADY EXPLAINED IN DESCRIPTION "Satire of the US", LOOK IT UP FFS! Vote for that mofos!
●AAAAMMMMMEEERRRIICCAAAA!
●MOTHA F*CKIN AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!!FUUUUUUUUUUU
●I feel sorry for Americans' they have the most hypocritcal government ever.
●@jjdog10 That's really racit's man. Go fuck yourself, and fuck a dog while your at it, asshole
●AMERICA! FUCK YEAH! I love this. For 'Merica
●GOD I LOVE BEING AMERICAN
●Yeah but America is fucking awesome.
●This song is from that movie the creators of South Park made.
●But please, even though 1812 to Canadians was the end all, be all, and to the rest of the world was just an old war, please inform me as to why its SO important, it should be taught in an advanced, mandatory class. Instead of Primary School And, please, dont say "those who forget history are doomed to repeat it". Canada and the US have too tight of a relationship to attack each other ever again. 
●Here are some wars a tad bit more important than 1812: The Civil War, the Cold War, The Revolutionary War, World War 1, World War 2, All those wars put North America, and the world at great risk, 1812 is only important to Canada, because it was mainly them fending off early US troops, or really just a flat out Canadian war. To Americans, such a useless, not informative war, whereas you got plenty of others that were more important, is worth teaching in primary school.
●The most important war in North American history, not very relevant or informing in todays world. Its no World War Two. If anything, the revolutionary war was more important since it was the birth of the soon to be world's sole superpowers. 1812, was just US mad that Britain and Canada were inconveniencing them. Again, the only ones who find 1812 That important are Canadians, nobody else.
●when will this be a meme?
●TACO HELL!?
●your disregarding the war of 1812 despite it being one of the most important wars in north american history already proves my point - people are horribly misinformed. there's no educating someone whose adopted the idea that they are always right
●I'm saying that zuse did make the first computer. I'm not saying that zuse/babbage made computers we use today, they gave a general idea, it was improved over time. So that person who created that horse carriage gave the idea of efficient transportation. People made cars, cars weren't the horse carriage guy's invention but was modeled off his carriage. You cant skip right to cars without first making a carriage.
●:)

Ever wonder what Sean Paul's really saying? ------------------------------------------ 100% satire not real lyrics just a humorous interpretation
●I haven't laughed this long in a long time.
●Fight me lemon, farty naughty shot me.
●i hear it in 1201 on my iStone ._.
●loooooooooooooool
●Hysterical! Great job!
●JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA 
●Haha i like! I just logged in just to like =D hehe
●from this storm not arm :')
●This video is olddddddd !
●no i am watching this in 3239 -_-
●leuk maar de klopt alleen geen zak van
●no, i'm watching this with my dinosaure-friends , bitch !
●watch my videos please cuz im awesome!!!!1
●hahahah
●Ahahah :D I can be a Popeye :D
●yes black, only 1 year since first video on youtube
●A A A A A A TEMPERATUREEE JAJAJAAJ DIRTY
●The Video release 09.07.2006 oO
●love it cheered me right up :)
●i <3 this song xx
●lol
●thumbs up if you are watching it in 2013. What kind of top comment is that ? WTF ?
●I can not believe
●this is actually how i remember the chorus XD
●omg....this is soo way off.....its really hard to understand what sean paul is singing :P and 592 unlike because they can't set the right temperature to der girl xD LOL

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●1:02 clothesline lol
●1.02 clothesline lol
●Benny Hinn rolls into town and every stunt person there gets some part-time work! Now thats job creation lol
●AHAHAHAHA so funny :DDDD
●I hope you are talking about Sad Puppy Productions, LOL
●Well, guess we have a grade a douche bag on our hands!
●Good music. But I can't watch it more than 5 second. :-& I think it's better to listen to this elsewhere (anywhere).
●LET THE FINGERS HIT THE MUTE !!!!! LET THE FINGERS HIT THE MUTE !!!!! LET THE FINGERS HIT THE MUTE !!!!! LET THE FINGERS HIT THE MUTE !!!!!
●These are the same types of people you'll find dead covered with blankets on bed's with Nike's on....Oops that's already been done...laugh
●that's fucking people -__-
●Lord have mercy on this man.
●the force is strong within this one....
●Best game of pretend ever.
●Early American settlers would have burnt this man for heresy.
●The only acceptable use of this song. 
●So wrong, but the music matched so perfectly I had to laugh!
●let the curser hit the mute
●Mass hypnotism?
●most overused song on youtube..this song sucks
●and the quality sucks
●no way its not even the real video
●This needs to be the fucking video of the year!!!!
●Benny Hinn why dont u cure the Pope??? ;)

www.ImVotingRepublican.com I'm Voting Republican is a satirical look at the likely outcome of another four years of Republican government. The not-so-subtle message behind the film is the importance o
●What? You are run by conservatives.. its the same thing..
●The cupcake was in the cast list xD
●(See 4 yo self)The Republicans Caused people 2 Need Food Stamps then talk about them. We was lose'n 700,000 job a mounth cause of Bush plain Before Obama came in Office look at what R National Dept was before Obama came in office and look at wheir it is know. Mitt Romney Support the Paul Ryan Plain (The Plain Aids 3 Trillion to the national Dept) Do'n the same sh.t Bush did 2 put us in dis mess we in. If you vote republican blame yo self 4 what happen 2 the middle class unless you are rich.
●Congress has 2 go like ASAP. How can you hury America jus because you cant get your way. Obama cant get a bill passed be the party of the racist so how could any thing get done. Mitch Mc'Conel said his # 1 goal is 2 get Obama Out of Office and Obama need him and his party 2 get things done so what should that tell the american people (Congress got 2 go not the person who never even get the chance to do what Bill Clinton did. (Look at Bill Record, life was great den) Ever 1 did well.
●(See 4 yo self) The Dept has barley moved under obama, every lie a republican tell is ah percentage of a vote lost. only dumb-a.s'es believe every thang they hear and 2 lazy 2 do yo home work (try agian 2016 republicans when you lie 2 people you become known as a lie'er 4 ever ( Deception is devil'ish, people like 2 be devil'ish until day meet the devil (its no fun den) Life time enemy *Republicans*.
●Da KKK hold'n dem Niggahs hostage R Day thank day white witch 1
●Really? Do Americans still believe the rest of the world doesn't understand anything about their parties? I think it is YOU, dumb ass, who doesn't know anything about the rest of the world and still thinks the US is the "best"!
●Oh my God. What a dumbshit. If you're not American what entitles you to speak about political parties you know little to nothing about? Moron. It's like me talking about whatever your country's shitty parties are with me not knowing much about them other than the name. Go take your liberal bullshit somewhere else, classic democrat, scared of the truth so you make up lies and insult the other side, dumbshit.
●lol classic republican, cant handle the truth so you hide yourselves from it. And Im not American dumbshit xD
●No, just absurd generalizations. There's a few in there that are reductio ad absurdum as well.
●You're a fucking moron seriously. Don't even say Obama got Osama. The work was started under the Bush administration you fucking moron. The intelligence agencies and the Navy SEALS deserve credit. Obama was just there at the right time. You democrats are pussies on crime and hardliners on victims. You're a fucking joke. Don't even call yourself an American you liberal prick. Don't bother responding, blocking your ignorance.
●haha you're getting so mad over something so pointless. It is in plain sight, Democrats=helping others and preparing a better world for tomorrow. Republicans= stealing everything so that everyone around you has nothing and ends up homeless or dead. Obama got Osama while you pussies sacrificed a shit load of your men in warfare thanks to Bush. And of course ppl are going to American bonds and not Canadian. You guys hav been in the spotlight forever. If republicans win, bye bye America. ;)
●republicans are DIPSHIT!!!!!!!!!!
●Why the Republican party will again fail to defeat Obama: Very simple, they still can't get support from racial minorities, women, and young voters. Why? Because they still base their agenda on outdated moral beliefs and act like it's still the 1940's. I'm saying this as a frusterated registered Republican. The Democrats are smart because they at least know how to sway diverse voters to their side. Republicans just don't get it. Their primary focus should have been getting more minority voters.
●Obama got Osama and your Bush ignored him so tht makes you teafreaks a bunch of sickos!
●You right wing pigs hate Obama because he is black! You gun loving NRA freaks have more guns than ever under Obama and you are bitching!
●Why did not you tea freaks get on Bush ass? 
●I hate the republican party because of their extremism and hatred! If you tea freaks want to debate me well you bring it on! I will wipe the floor with you and then some! You must have revenue to make Government work but you idiots hate Government so get oughtta here! I want no tea freak in my Country!
●Seriously
●Demacrats suck
●No you get outta here bitch. You're a fucking moron if you buy into the class warfare bullshit perpetrated by the democrats. You're also a fucking idiot if you think Canada's economy rivals America's economy. Take a fucking economics class you dolt. Investors aren't seeking Canadian bonds they're seeking American bonds. You liberals and democrats are fucking idiots. Republicans are the party for the middle class and the working man. Fuck you democrat faggots, you fuck up and ruin everything.
●lmfao get outta here bitch. Democrats are pussies cuz they help the entire country? At least we arent like you dirty republican hicks taking everything for yourselves. And Canadas economy is much better than the US's only because we dont have this constant bitching from you faggots. Canada is a democratic country and we are getting along just fine while you guys are more republican and look at your countries economy. Do your homework. and its YOUR country now? Pfft dirty republican pussies xD
●Democrats are the biggest pussies out there only to be topped by pussy Canadians who are so damn lenient to criminals and cronies. You're a fucking joke. Don't speak about my country if you don't know what the fuck you're talking about, pansy.