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●dafuq with these all literalies?
●"the birds get the hell out of there... because they know somethins going down is he gonna die??"
●you got top comment well done
●No, it does not rhyme with anything. I am sure he said it for one of two reasons, either because tobuscus did not realize that the antagonist was actually kissing his sword or because tobuscus though it would be more amusing that way.
●Ooh I love birds too
●I'm new to tobuscus and i realise he is awsome
●and how is that bad?
●fact: no one gives a fuck, they said that because it rhymed
●I love how this tralier has been out for 2 years and the tralier for black ops 2 has been out for 3 weeks and the black ops 2 tralier almost has more veiws.
●I LOVE BIRDS!!
●so funny lol
●fact: he doesn't smell the sword .... he kisses it
●GOD DAMN IT I started up AC Brotherhood to play with friends and when the thing played I thought of this.
●RAGIN' 'TIL MAH EYES BLEED SHEER AWESOME!
●Come on people. We need to give 22,000,000 views. ;)
●I know. I saw it. I totally agree with you.
●The thing in the video Bar
●That shadow will take care of him.
●For super-epicosity, turn on the cc's.
●Devil May Cry 4
●Wow some people are Assholes. You wanna see one? Then look in the Mirror Idiot -.-
●2069 people cant kill people with their awesome.
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My new book: tinyurl.com In which John answers questions beginning with "Are you," and in doing so answers questions about the mating habits of giraffes, his books, England's King James II, and many o
●I reckon all the dislikes are from disappointed perverts who were expecting more video clips and/or graphic depictions of giraffe love.
●Your wizard stick is an umbrella? Are you Hagrid?
●Its also more popular in Saudi Arabia than...anywhere. Saudi Arabians love giraffes who love giraffes.
●I'm sure many of the viewers were again looking for giraffes mating
●why so many dislikes??!?!?
●what's with all the dislikes? this video is practically made of 100% awesome!!! 0.o
●So what you're saying here is that you should always bring John Green to a party.
●A Hufflepuff umbrella!!!
●obviously they haven't herd of 2g1c. needless to say they havent seen it either.
●And then all of the related videos are of animals mating
●Also most popular in Saudi Arabia o.O
●omg i know who Derrida is!!!!
●Yes, but they'd always said that they wouldn't ever have advertisements before a Vlogbrothers video. Oh well, though. I like them enough that I'm willing to sit through fifteen seconds of ads. :)
●I believe that's [part of] how they get paid!!!
●But Hagrid uses an Umbrella.
●HOW ARE THERE SO MANY DISLIKES. IT IS NOT RIGHT.
●I was wondering how this video had so many dislikes, and then I almost clicked dislike on accident. Disaster averted, as I didn't let go of the mouse button, and moved it away from the thumbs down. But I digress. I think this has so many dislikes because people don't like bananas.
●All the related videos are animals doing it... i feel very uncomfortable right now.
●I just got an advertisement before a Vlogbrothers video. :'(
●i love how the annotation welcoming new nerdfighters comes right after the giraffe urine statement
●"in the labyrinth but not stuck" aw john i love you so so so so so so much. so much.
●I was drinking tea when the giraffe mating was discussed... :(
●1:10 actually, i was thinking that giraffe sex isn't near as bad as goat birth. and seeing Bubbles the Nerdfighting Puppy instantly cures all mindpuke moments :D
●5,802 forgot the have a bucket by their sides when John Green talks about giraffe mating.

X-MEN FIRST CLASS -- In theaters 6/3/2011. X-MEN FIRST CLASS charts the epic beginning of the X-Men saga, and reveals a secret history of famous global events. Before mutants had revealed themselves t
●they messed up the movies. all the movies the fucked up
●It's been like a year this trailer was uploaded. Time passes so fast!
●and you're the minority... this movie is fantastic, miles better than the others. 
●the best one!
●This is an amazing movie, MUCH better than the others. And Michael Fassbender...... phrrooowwwaaaahh the things he does to me
●qq more 
●No homo but I just can't get over how hot Michael Fassbender is when he speaks in german and breaks out onto english and german again. Like in Inglorious bastards.
●I reckon Professor X's mutant gene should of been the ability to keep his hair ;)
●I prefer Magneto's theme tune. :)
●Seriously best X Men movie in my opinion.
●At 1st I reject it but now I love it,It a lot better then the last four.
●Am I seeing things, or is the blonde guy standing next to Jennifer at 0:48 Alexander Ludwig?
●I still remember this video when it came out the first day
●I believe it will be an awesome movie as well!! Can't wait to see Jennifer Lawrence & buy the comic books!!
●heeeeeees gorgeousssss
●0:47 LAwrence 1:00  1:19
●I'm only going to say this once, Michael Fassbender IS Magneto!
●ya la vi muy chida la peli eeeeeee recomendada jeje te amo esposa
●Hello. To all you science experts out there with a diploma in science, how possible are any these X Men beings in real life. Mystique in particular? or the being with the red face that can teleport? i like Emma Frost as well, though i don't think she would ever be possible. Another thing about his movie, how does Sebastian Shaw disarm a grenade? would he blow up?
●Erik's with a k are always evil
●Ain't it funny how a mothafawka that you've trusted with can take your intellectual property and turn it into some shiat that THEY think it should be? This movie is GARBAGE!
●theres a site on x-men movies, its xmenmovies.wikia.com
●YES!!! Best X-Men movie ever!! :)
●Is it a good movie???????
●HOW HAV I NOT SEEN THIS I FUCKING LOVE XMEN

●You're a faggot, just sayin x
●FUNNYJUNK !!
●It was found before funnyjunk guys....shut the fuck up...
●did anyone else get chills when listening to Mind Heist?
●Guys, I'm also a fellow funnyjunker(I tell you fags this so you wont think I'm a butthurt 9fagger), but this "Funnyjunk sent me" "I'm from funnyjunk lols" "funnyjunk iz tha beszzt" shit has to stop, it's making us look like complete fucktards, and it's really rustling the jimmies of us more 'mature' funnyjunkers to be associated with you fags, to be honest, all of you seem like facebook bitches
●i have to say, this is by far my favorite assassin's creed game
●I guess so, but it simply would not be entertaining then, would it?
●Stop spamming funnyjunk, you look retarded, seriously.
●funnyjunk sent me here , just sayin x
●Shhhh...
●Shhh..
●Yeah I'm sorry for doing saying that to you, it was really brash and stupid of me. I only said that because Mind Heist IS the music from inception.
●Fuck you 4chain.
●Obvious troll is obvious. If not, I sincerely hope you never breed.
●you like funnyjunk dont you :D
●fag
●Go die in a hole.
●le me wondering is anyone else is from 9gag XD XD XD
●no, there isn't. top comment + funnyjunk/other websites.
●Go to the 25 second mark, pause the video Mute the video find Zack Hemsey - Mind Heist (from Inception) Play the video when the music starts instant orgasm. no need to thank me.
●Funnyjunk?
●Anyone else from le 9gag? XDDDDDDDDD
●This also works for revelations :D
●yum yum Copypasta. fag
●I thought the same thing, except I paused this video at the :25 second mark, and started that one at about :41.

X-Men: First Class Movie Trailer Official X-Men: First Class hits theaters on June 3rd, 2011. Cast: James McAvoy, Michael Fassbender, January Jones, Zoe Kravitz, Jennifer Lawrence, Kevin Bacon, Benjam
●my right ear enjoyed hearing these sounds
●this movie was perfect. simply perfect. goto: watchmoviesforfreeonline[dot]net
●@fenojack What did I write again..?
●i hated this movie
●The one Movie that ruled them all...X-men First Class owned all other X-mes movies
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●Yeah and they should! Without the comic the movie wouldn't FUCKING EXIST!
●lenny kravitz daughter
●Great Movie it was way better than expected. it tops all the xmen movies without a doubt. Fassbender made this movie!
●Where? Where?
●Avengers has Loki. First Class has Magneto. HOW THE FUCK DO I CHOOSE.
●It was actually a brilliant movie compared to the other X-Men movies. So what if they messed up? You have to realise the majority haven't read the comics.
●Thumbs up if u think this is a Dark knight level MOVIE...:P
●They made this movie for them majority of the population to enjoy including the people who don't read the comics. This was a great movie. Just because it doesn't follow the comic books doesn't mean it's shitty.
●If any of you ever read a single X-men comic you would know how SHITTY this movie was! The first class of X-men were: Cyclops, Jean Grey, Beast, Angle (Who is a guy), and Iceman. Not that bullshit team that is in this. Mystique was not raised with Prof. X, and Emma Frost is British. I mean, how badly can someone fuck up?! But, still not as bad as X2
●To be completely honest, this was the only GOOD Xmen movie.
●The story was better than The Avengers but I feel like The Avengers is more memorable.
●So UNDERRATED, it's not even FUNNY !!!
●half half i like both
●this is my favourite of the series
●great movie; awesome soundtrack!!
●UNDERRATED
●best movie of the year for sure. goto: watchmoviesforfreeonline net
●Great Movie!
●After seeing this movie,I can truly believe that Magneto isn't a villain,but a misunderstooded hero!

A death scene from our film "brotherhood". The effects are all done using the Pump & Hose method, see our vid "Bullet Hit Tutorial". The effects "ARE NOT" done in after effects,for all you people sayi
●why did u just call me sugar o___o
●FAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!RETARD!! 
●ok that was seriously good that put to shame a lot freddiews stuff, nice one guys
●lol stupid little kids
●pretty good effects for an amateur
●Well I'm glad you never, I wouldn't really want to share film making tips with a prick like you anyway.
●ha he put a link to the tutorial as If I'm going to actually watch it lol
●I obviously do, squib fire is when a round fails to fire properly, this isn't that clearly. Squibs are the explosives that are triggered to blow up a small bag of fake blood to simulate special effects of a bullet impact on the body, a bullet hit! Not a squib patch, that's something you've just made up. So I do know the difference and I refer to the methods as the professionals do, this is a Squib Bullet "Hit", which is exactly what is shown in the video.
●Not fitting, that would be squib patches. You obviously don't know what a squib bullet is. Here's a hint, it's an actual bullet.
●its a robot dummy
●pretty video
●did you really killed that or you such a killer you bicth
●but real
●wtf 
●FAKE! 
●a movie can't be 15 seconds
●i heard this kid is actually dead ..... o my god they killed kenny.. You BASTARDS!!!!
●final stand noob
●he ded ? noo heh he no ded NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBB
●lolwut?
●wth am i watching...i got here from dubstep.

Accident during testing at Brotherhood Raceway, Terminal Island, Long beach, California. 1994 Luckily no one was seriously injured in the accident, because of the track configuration and only having o
●I swear some people are so dang stupid! before you ask all these questions like is he dead or is the bike ok read the description!
●you should do it then.
●ok, let me just do a few adjustments ;)
●is he died
●is the bike ok?
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●damn
●Something more productive would be creating an engine or Motor thats able to use least amount fuel or an alternative Fuel, Im not in the Carbon basket But doing the same thing over and over under rules provides no real advancement just like formula 1 The rules prevent advancements of a great many the people involved have the money to create better tech but rules, These rules were inforced by people making alot of money out of this Resource providers and they let people eat it all up.
●line it up!
●my peewee 50 could beat that
●you may think that.
●yes, it was me, Concussion and road rash was the worst injuries, nothing internal no morphine necessary. Insurance was covered by the NHRA membership. No big deal.
●This was u? what injuries? any internal? Did they give u enough morphine? dont u need health insurance in USA; I bet yours is now pretty expensive!
●He could be said to be attracting good vibes by making others more careful.
●Yeah, your silly old man was SMART. Silly Motherfucking American Retarded Tramp.
●What's up with that shitty track? It looks like a ski run. Man, top fuel bikes make me nervous... For good reason.
●that's the stupidest thing ive ever heard..
●i belive its coz ppl like to watch accidents, now, the vid isnt that bad, just the fact of seeing a injured racer, and a fine ass piece of machinery like that bike getting floored makes me sad...
●> You don't really know your living until you realize there is a chance you might die. Ehm... I have realized all my life that there "is a chance I might die". Actually, it is quite possible that I will die somewhere in the future. Come to think of it, it's pretty much a certainty. Come on... This kind of clinchers is getting really old.
●ive realized that a long time ago friend, my brother passed away last year from leukemia
●You don't really know your living until you realize there is a chance you might die.
●these people know what theyre getting themselves into, its not like they dont realize this is dangerous but they love the thrill so they do it anyways
●Perhaps there's not enough gore and bangs for their small brains to latch onto. Was an interesting enough vid, thanks.
●nice, you dont know my father and apart from him being dead he wasnt useless he was SMART

Cardstacker has been nominated for a People's Choice Webby Award! Vote now at pv.webbyawards.com "Brotherhood:Champion cardstacker building capitol with 22000 cards" is nominated in two Interactive Ad
●hay that!
●He's so fast...
●ules b4 coming in the room 1,no sneezing 2,no one with the name osama or bin or laddin and 3rd NO SNEEZING!!!
●I would want to be that one guy who erases the film and knocks it over when he is almost done
●This is awesome
●All of a sudden..... Hey bra what you doin? Making card stuff. Oh I Brot my dog
●It would be a shame if a earthquake when he is getting done The guy "Just one more card"......... Earthquake. The Guy "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
●Wow, that is sick! So awesome!
●22000 pick up
●Did u have fun cleaning up??
●so much time on that guy's hands
●Atchoum Oops :3
●that would suck if he was on the last card and it fell over
●Life?
●OMG i cried at 2:05 :O
●Cool
●obama is the king LOL
●"It be a shame If someting were to happen to it" says the creeper
●He's doing something harmless that makes him happy. Obama should be proud of any cityzen like him.
●Now at 2:05 this is what makes your children violent. Tsk tsk tsk.
●not bad (obama meme)
●Damn you! I have always been so proud of myself when I make a house of cards that has 5 floors...
●A-A-A-ACHOOOOOOOO!!! Oh shi....
●Omg
●2:05 BOMBS AWAY!

New Take180 collab! - bit.ly Get the MP3! bit.ly Tweet! tinyurl.com Fans! facebook.com TobyGames! bit.ly Shirts! bit.ly Twitter! bit.ly Blizzard has a solid gold logo 'cause they're loaded. Dramatic p
●HehHeh Get It Dam Face HUR HUR HUR
●It's part of the joke. Dam, as in what they put in rivers to hold water back.
●dec 3 is my bday
●wellllllllll good luck with that
●you spelled dam wrong
●i can safely say i wont play it again, ever.
●i find my self dancing to this
●Have yoiu actually done a Portal 2 one? Its cause its my favorite EVA game.
●i enjoyed this one the most, since i actually play the game XD
●its like cocaine thats why, once you play it, there is a 95% chance you wont turn back... even if you unsubscribe for years you probably will come back because of nostalgia
●You should do The Woman In Black
●true but a tad easy is also a tad wrong
●'He tries to scare the statues. Does it work? Yes, one of them faints!' xD
●It is, but i tend to stick to raiding and when i try to find lore n such i go online and read it. lol
●but that's rude to say. a tad to easy sounds much more friendly.
●Thats the first video I've seen from Tobuscus. The Reason why I'm a fan now. :)
●a tad? how about 5 year old friendly
●I must ask, how can you still play wow? the combat is so incredibly dull imho... quests aren't exactly top notch either... not to mention its a pain to read the quest text if you want any lore. (its also a tad to easy)
●IN THE LAVA 1:26
●Dude me too!
●he does...
●Do q lets played pn this
●Do the Hunger Games!
●HUNGER GAMES PLEASE!
●who cares!?

iTunes! - bit.ly My Take180 collab - bit.ly Tweet! tinyurl.com Fans! facebook.com TobyGames! bit.ly Shirts! bit.ly Twitter! bit.ly The Legend of Zelda Skyward Sword E3 2010 Debut Trailer [HD] Develope
●Prototype 2 :D but second trailer :D
●I know. (I'm not sure why you think I don't know that.) All I have to say is, it's retarded to use a quote defending the person who doesn't understand the person you're quoting from. I am done with this argument, so don't bother replying.
●Its a literal you idiot ninja turtle >:@
●hey if he knows that the tree is happy can he speak to plants?
●You can quote Tobuscus just as easily as you quote jokes from a movie or other stuff.
●NO! I ACCIDENTLY FLAGGED THIS WHEN TRYING TO CLICK A LINK! SO SORRY!!!! :(
●i think because all the rage was the "avengers",that u should do "avengers" but if u personally think its not worth it then u should try "dark shadows"
●When I first got Skyward Sword and got to the surface, I kept singing this song.
●dat was epic
●800 people are natives that looks the same and thats racist
●@tobygames please please please literal the avengers!
●It's a tunic, not a skirt... But since it's you Tobuscus, it's ok :)
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●Yes. I know...I do that too. But. Lizze has no right to use that quote in this context. It makes (him/her) look like either a noob, a troll, or just plain idiotic. And most would agree, but I'm not asking for people to take sides. Back to the dilemma at hand....honestly. Why would you use one of his quotes defending a person who doesn't even understand the literals? That's a nit-witted thing to do. Now farewell to you all.
●i love zelda i hope the series doesnt end anytime soon
●HUNGER GAMES LITERAL TRAILER PLEAAAAASEEE <3
●yea....WE ARE YOUTUBE PEOPLE! :D
●what O_o what looks the same? the red things? they're magical clones, it's not racist............?
●THAT IS COPYRIGHTED!!!! WHAT THE HELLO KITTY!!!!!!
●Although I agree I uh..... do quote Toby, but only sometimes, such as his saying " Snap crackle death" I'm a fan of that one <3. I hope you understand that :/
●Hunger games literal trailer!
●litteral smash bros trailer
●ONLY TOBUSCUS CAN QUOTE TOBUSCUS!!!
●I subscribed a minute ago after watching the Skyrim one. I've just unsubscribed so I could subscribe again then I unsubscribed again so I could subscribe again. Excuse me while I unsubscribe so that I can subscribe again.
●its shows all the game characters from previous games